officialunitedstates

Anonymous asked:

I feel really bad for you sometimes because you seem to really hate being on tumblr and you also seem to dislike the people here. It appears that running this blog makes you really unhappy and I sometimes wonder why you continue to do so if that is the case...

officialunitedstates answered:

No, I like running this blog because I’m winning.  I’m going to get more followers until the point where I can take over this site with sheer influence and determination.  Until that day, I remain ever watchful, ever ready, ever officialunitedstates.